Sometimes when our ship is floating over, say, Uranus, I begin thinking about what might have been.  I ask questions to myself like “What if I grew up in the 70’s and wanted to have a sex-change operation?  Could I afford it?  Or would I have to lop my dick off with a rusty shoehorn?”  Thankfully, on one of our many scavenging missions, I was able to unearth a dandy little flick that answered all questions concerning the ups and downs of transsexual life during the decade that brought us afros, hairy bushes, and bell-bottomed pants.  This little sex education oddity goes by the name of Let Me Die a Woman!